engnyath: (pippin)
Monday, November 7th, 2005 11:35 pm

just try to tell me that isn't the cutest thing you've ever seen...

i want:)
engnyath: river (flowers)
Saturday, October 22nd, 2005 04:05 pm
The Gentleman
Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLMm)

Steady & mature. You are The Gentleman.

For anyone looking for an even-keeled, considerate lover, you're their man. You're sophisticated. You know what you want both in a relationship and outside of it. You have a substantial romantic side, and you're experienced enough sexually to handle yourself in that arena, too. Your future relationships will be long-lasting; you're classic "marrying material," a prize in the eyes of many.

It's possible that behind it all, you're a bit of a male slut. Your best friends know that in relationships you're fundamentally sex-driven. You're a safe, reliable guy, who does get laid. In a lot of ways, you're like a well-worn, comfortable pair of socks. Did you ever jack off into one of those? All the time.

Your exact opposite:
The Last Man on Earth

Random Brutal Sex Dreamer
Your ideal mate is NOT a nut-job. He is giving and loving, like you, but also experienced. Avoid the The False Messiah at all fucking costs.

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My profile name: baileyj83
engnyath: river (Default)
Thursday, October 6th, 2005 07:05 pm
Baileyjordan in Later That Miracle
Touted by many as unfathomably beautiful, this charming comedy, set in the state's central bus station, depicts lonely people, [livejournal.com profile] baileyjordan (Bruce Willis) and [livejournal.com profile] michellemybelle (Ashley Judd), who discover themselves in an astonishing set of circumstances because a plot to keep them apart is made possible by [livejournal.com profile] baileyjordan's nasty father, [livejournal.com profile] ftmichael (Tony Shalhoub). The only way a film could be more moving is if it was screening during flight.
Produced by ianiceboy

or if you prefer )
engnyath: river (Default)
Tuesday, October 4th, 2005 08:52 am
You Passed the US Citizenship Test

Congratulations - you got 10 out of 10 correct!
engnyath: river (WTF!)
Wednesday, September 28th, 2005 01:28 pm

ColorQuiz.com Bailey took the free ColorQuiz.com personality test!

"Seeks affectionate, satisfying and harmonious rela..."

Click here to read the rest of the results.

engnyath: river (WTF!)
Sunday, September 11th, 2005 10:26 am
i rarely ever do futuristic/love memes, so you know this one has to be good.

you know you want to
engnyath: river (hold)
Saturday, September 10th, 2005 08:40 am
NOLA Transgendered evacuee arrested

Charged with using women's shower at Reed Arena shelter

Eagle Staff Writer

A 20-year-old transgendered Hurricane Katrina evacuee remained in the Brazos County Jail on Thursday, five days after being arrested for showering inside a women's bathroom at Reed Arena.

Arpollo Vicks of New Orleans and her 16-year-old cousin were arrested Sunday night for criminal trespass after Texas A&M University Police noticed the two exiting a women's shower facility at the shelter. The two were born male but live as women and consider themselves female, Vicks said Thursday in an interview from the jail.

They are the only people who have been arrested at the local shelters since the first one opened Aug. 31, shelter officials said.

According to police who were providing security at the Reed Arena shelter, a woman complained Sunday night that several males were inside the women's shower facility.

Corps of Cadets Commandant John Van Alstyne, who is in charge of the shelter, was notified and told police that he earlier had warned Vicks and the teenager not to shower inside the women's facility.

"I know two males went into the women's rest room," Van Alstyne said Thursday. "It was something we considered inappropriate."

He declined to comment further.

"They had been warned and basically told not to do that," said Elmer Schneider, chief of the University Police Department. "Did we want to arrest them? No. We were almost forced into it because we had warned them. To me, in this case, it was something of their own choosing."

Vicks - who said she never was warned not to shower in the women's bathroom - remained in isolation at the Brazos County Jail on Thursday evening. She was being held on $6,000 bond for criminal trespass, a Class B misdemeanor.

Vicks' juvenile cousin since has been released from custody, returned to Reed Arena and reunited with her 18-year-old sister, who also is staying there.

"I don't think I should be here," Vicks said during a brief collect telephone call from the jail. "It's foolish. This is nothing to be in jail for. I live like this. This is my life.

"Right now, I'm just scared. I've been here since Sunday, and they haven't told me anything. I've never been in jail before. I'm just not used to this."

According to Vicks, who said she worked as a substitute teacher at a middle school in New Orleans, she had never before encountered a problem when using women's bathrooms. She said she wanted to shower in the women's facility because she felt safer and more comfortable doing so.

Vicks said she did not request special accommodations, but that she did speak to a female volunteer and explained her situation.

Police and shelter officials said they were unaware of any such conversation.

Ann Robison, executive director of a Houston organization that is providing support and housing for gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgendered hurricane evacuees, said special accommodations for Vicks and her cousin should have been provided by the shelter.

"They should've made provisions for her upfront," Robison said. "She considers herself female."

Robison said her organization, the Montrose Counseling Center, doesn't know of any other transgendered hurricane evacuees in similar situations being arrested at shelters. She said she did help one transgendered person at a Conroe shelter relocate after volunteers informed her that the person was being harassed by other evacuees.

"This makes me real sad," Robison said. "People criminalize gender identity issues because they are afraid of it or don't understand it. We understand that people have some fears about it. But it is just sad, and it angers me."

Contacted Thursday night, Robison said she planned to advise the Human Rights Campaign, a gay, lesbian and transgendered civil rights organization in Washington, D.C., that could help Vicks post bail and provide legal assistance. She also said she would try to link Vicks and her cousin with safe housing in Houston.

Vicks sounded frustrated Thursday, recounting how she literally had to swim out of her apartment last week and sleep on an Interstate 10 bridge in New Orleans when the city was flooded by the hurricane. With no money and no way of reaching family, she said she didn't know how she was going to get out of jail.

"I'm just living one day at a time and trying to get this over with," she said. "I've never been through so much in my life."

• Laura Hensley's e-mail address is laura.hensley@theeagle.com.
engnyath: river (WTF!)
Wednesday, September 7th, 2005 11:26 am
baileyjordan's LJ stalker is ftmichael!
ftmichael is stalking you because they think you are rich and they want your blingbling. They are also getting jiggy with your best friend!

LiveJournal Username:

LJ Stalker Finder
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engnyath: river (hold)
Sunday, September 4th, 2005 12:49 pm
To report missing or stranded people please go to the following website (there is no www):


Numbers family members can call to report missing or stranded are to the Louisiana State Police who are coordinating rescuing efforts:

In Mississippi call the State EOC

In Alabama, for missing-not distress American Red Cross

From: Jeanne Bowman [mailto:jeanneb@matrixparents.org]

From: Eric.Lamoureux@oes.ca.gov [mailto:Eric.Lamoureux@oes.ca.gov]
Sent: Wednesday, August 31, 2005 12:37 PM
Subject: Fw: Rescue Line for Victims

State OES has learned that trapped victims on the Gulf Coast are calling family, friends, loved-ones, or anyone they can get a call out to in California asking for someone to rescue them. These requests need to go immediately to the US Coast Guard's Rescue Line at 800-323-7233 and immediate assistance will be sent.

It is a legitimate national 800 number that people can call if they have information about an individual who is trapped in the hurricane area.

Please distribute this information as widely as possible.

Thank you.
engnyath: river (hold)
Friday, September 2nd, 2005 10:33 am
Why New Orleans Is In Deep Water
Molly Ivins
Chicago Tribune, September 1, 2005

AUSTIN, Texas -- Like many of you who love New Orleans, I find myself taking short mental walks there today, turning a familiar corner, glimpsing a favorite scene, square or vista. And worrying about the beloved friends and the city, and how they are now.

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engnyath: river (hero)
Wednesday, August 24th, 2005 10:06 am
B.A.I.L.E.Y.J.: Biomechanical Artificial Individual Limited to Efficient Yelling and Judo
engnyath: river (flowers)
Saturday, August 6th, 2005 10:51 am
What If These Famous People Had Jewish Mothers?

MONA LISA'S JEWISH MOTHER: "This you call a smile, after all the money your father and I spent on braces?"

CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS' JEWISH MOTHER: "I don't care what you've discovered, you still should have written."

MICHELANGELO'S JEWISH MOTHER: "Why can't you paint on walls like other children? Do you know how hard it is to get that schmutz off of the ceiling?"

NAPOLEON'S JEWISH MOTHER: "All right, if your're not hiding your report card inside your jacket, take your hand out of there and show me!"

ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S JEWISH MOTHER: "Again with the hat! Why can't you wear a baseball cap like the other kids?"

GEORGE WASHINGTON'S JEWISH MOTHER: "Next time I catch you throwing money across the Potomac, you can kiss your allowance good-bye!"

THOMAS EDISON'S JEWISH MOTHER: "Of course I'm proud that you invented the electric light bulb. Now turn it off and go to sleep!"

PAUL REVERE'S JEWISH MOTHER: "I don't care where you think you have to go, young man, midnight is long past your bed-time!"

ALBERT EINSTEIN'S JEWISH MOTHER: "But it's your senior photograph! Couldn't you have done something with your hair?"

MOSES' JEWISH MOTHER: "That's a good story! Now tell me where you've really been for the last forty years!"

BILL CLINTON'S JEWISH MOTHER: "At least Monica was a nice Jewish girl!"
engnyath: river (couch)
Wednesday, August 3rd, 2005 05:22 pm

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Hark! Who is that, skulking across the wasteland! It is Baileyjordan, hands clutching a vorpal blade! And with a bloodthirsty cry, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to flog you so forcibly, you'll reincarnate as an X-file!!!"

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